Tired of the ineffectual leadership of impotent humans? We have your candidate: Limberbutt McCubbins.
For real guys. The FEC forms are filed, and an election committee has been formed.
Yesterday the race for Dem presidential nominee was shaken up by Limberbutt McCubbins #Limberbutt2016 #Limbermentum
Limberbutt is one of 468 presidential candidates registered, according to the Politifact.
#Pebble #watchface in support of @Limberbutt2016, (D)emocat from Kentucky running for #POTUS. http://t.co/CfAnIMuMcR
Limberbutt is selling t-shirts and mugs at his website. He even has a campaign video.
But could a cat really be president? Not really. According to the Constitution, the President has to be 35 years old (and a person).
Isaac Weiss, who filed Limberbutt’s statement of candidacy, points out that in cat years, Limberbutt’s 36. "The Constitution doesn't say it has to be human years," he told the Herald.
Besides the fact that it would be impossible to elect Limberbutt, why would anyone support a cat? For one, this cat's clearly for equal rights. I imagine the rest of his platform is super solid.
The bloated defense budget will be cut in half. What's left would be replaced with lasers.
Catcare, in which cats lick your problems away, would replace Obamacare.
Pluto got you excited? You best believe cats support space exploration! #NASA4life
Limberbutt's likely running mate? It's gotta be Taylor Swift.
