1.For starters, I can't convince small woodland creatures to do shit for me.
2.Don’t sneak up behind me while I’m grooving to music and start man-singing to me.
3.If you wake me up while I'm sleeping, I will NOT be happy.
4.I can't ignore it when people gossip about me behind my back.
5.I'm not going to hop on some dude's janky ride unless he has a license, seatbelt, and boatloads of dramamine.
6.I👏 do👏 not👏 put👏 up👏 with👏 this👏 shit👏
7.I will not get fin-to-leg plastic surgery to please a man I've never had a conversation with.
8.If I've got seven roommates I better not be the only one cleaning.
9.If I somehow got some expensive shoes, I would never give one up. You can't wear one shoe.
Sorry, but if the movie has a boring female lead, I'm going to fall asleep midway through.
Wait, that's exactly what Aurora did in Sleeping Beauty? Shit, maybe I could be a Disney princess after all ;)