22 Emergency Items You Need Before That Huge Fucking Blizzard Hits

    DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH WINE???

    Pen and paper out? Great. Let's make a list of everything you'll need.

    1. Milk

    2. Bread

    3. Wine

    4. Portable Radio

    5. Dried Fruit

    6. Vodka

    7. Batteries

    8. Whiskey

    9. First Aid Kit

    10. Extra Warm Socks

    11. Portable Heater

    12. Recycling Bags

    13. Eight Boxes of Brownie Mix

    14. Oranges and Lemons and Straws

    15. Backup Bottle of Wine

    16. Comfy Floor Pillows

    17. Boxes (for Sledding)

    18. Uggs and Shit

    19. Cheetos

    20. Jagermeister and Ginger Beer

    21. Ice Cream

    22. MORE FUCKIN' WINE