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I Wore Buttcrack Jeans For A Day And Here's What Happened

Mom jeans in the front, crack in the back.

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The jeans are high-waisted, so the open skin is actually just your lower back. You buttcrack is covered. The jeans simply give the illusion of a really high buttcrack, which is a look that is VERY in right now. I assume.

The front looked normal, like I was just a hipster wearing mom jeans. But in the back... there was a lot of crack.


So I went out and asked the good people of NYC to tell me if they thought these buttcrack jeans were cool. Here's what they said:

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I don't have a lower back tattoo to show off, so I probably won't continue wearing these jeans as is.

But I'll definitely wear them with a leotard and long shirt. They're comfortable enough that I WILL make them work, regardless of what the good people of NYC say.