My coworker Taylor first brought these $60 jeans to my attention. Naturally, I immediately purchased them. I love weird jeans.
The jeans are high-waisted, so the open skin is actually just your lower back. You buttcrack is covered. The jeans simply give the illusion of a really high buttcrack, which is a look that is VERY in right now. I assume.
The front looked normal, like I was just a hipster wearing mom jeans. But in the back... there was a lot of crack.
So I went out and asked the good people of NYC to tell me if they thought these buttcrack jeans were cool. Here's what they said:
I ended up feeling the way I can only imagine a plumber feels. My crack is out, but I don't care. I don't have to look at it -- you do. Deal with it.
I don't have a lower back tattoo to show off, so I probably won't continue wearing these jeans as is.