27 Halloween Costumes To Buy If You're Literally The Worst

    Get your cards ready, assholes.

    1. Genie in the Lamp Costume

    2. Breathalyzer Adult Costume

    3. Men's Down for the Count Costume

    4. Peanut Butter–and–Jelly Set Costumes

    5. Men's "Wanna See My Nuts?" Costume

    Buy it here, asshole.

    6. Nice Bass Trophy Costume

    7. Men's Ring Toss Costume

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    8. Native American Seductress Costume

    9. Bigger in Texas Offensive Humor Costume

    10. Adult Rasta Banana Costume

    11. Adult Tampon Costume

    12. Adult Humorous Lifeguard Bush Costume

    13. Pho King Hot Light-Up Costume

    14. Lightweight Plug-and-Socket Couples Costume

    15. Sexy Ebola Costume

    16. Adult Giant Boob Costume

    17. Adult Plus-Size Department of Erections Costume

    18. Adult Women's Blow-Up-Doll Costume

    19. Adult Blow Me Bubble Gum Costume

    20. Adult Sexy Mexican Shot Girl Costume

    21. Adult Texas Hold 'Em Costume

    22. Adult Condom Costume

    23. Deluxe Sexy Goldfish Costume

    24. Droopers Halloween Costume

    25. Adult Big Baby Costume

    26. Adult Wet T-Shirt Winner Costume

    27. "What Is the Color?" Dress Costume