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Are Kasich And Cruz The New Bert And Ernie Or Christina And Britney?

Ted Cruz and John Kasich are banding together in a last ditch effort to defeat Trump. Are these frenemies the new Batman and Robin, or Christina and Britney?

Sarah Burton
by Sarah Burton

BuzzFeed Staff

In this reality show we call an election, frenemies Ted Cruz and John Kasich have decided to join forces in order to defeat the baddest bitch, Mr. Donald Trump.

Which duo is Cruz and Kasich most like?

Han Solo and Chewbacca

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These two crazy kids just might be able to pilot a campaign to victory... if they can decide who's copilot!

  1. Are Kasich and Cruz the new Solo and Chewbacca?

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    Yes, def!
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    Hell naw.
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Blair and Serena from Gossip Girls

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These two frenemies have stolen each other's man — but can they work together to steal an election?

  1. Are Cruz and Kasich just like Blair and Serena?

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    Yeah that make sense.
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    No, please no.
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Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street

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“(Kasich) and (Cruz) are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics…they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.” - Sesame Workshop

  1. Are Cruz and Kasich puppets?

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    Definitely.
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    I don't like this.
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Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins

Sarah Burton / AP / Universal / Courtesy Everett Collection

Sure, they seem like complete opposites — one hates same-sex marriage, the other is OK with it — but could Kasich and Cruz really be twins separated at birth?

  1. Are Cruz and Kasich TWINS?

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    Yep.
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    Why is this happening?
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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We imagine that soon before the convention, Kasich and Cruz will undergo a "conscious uncoupling."

  1. Cruz and Kasich are a crunchy granola power couple. Right?

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    They are a regular Chris and Gwyn!
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    I'm against this.
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Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

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Listen, if two people can get through something as crazy as a presidential campaign or the Mickey Mouse Club, they are bound to stay friends forever, right?

  1. Could Kasich and Cruz be the next Britney/Christina?

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    They already are.
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    NEGATIVE.
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