Dentists Who've Only Ever Killed Plaque Are Tired Of Being Associated With Cecil The Lion's Killer
They're not all lion-killers. Don't be an anti-dentite.
You might not believe it looking at us, but most dentists are good, compassionate human beings.
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Too many people think we're sadistic wackjobs who just want to inflict pain and murder endangered animals.
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In reality, four out of five dentists have never killed an animal.
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Well, except for Janet, she ran over a squirrel once. Does that count?
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And to be clear, we hate that Palmer guy too.
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We don't need to kill a lion to feel important. We feel important enough at our jobs.
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These x-rays are our trophies.
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These toothbrushes are our weapons!
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These human teeth are our lion caracasses I mean, they're not real human teeth. Well, they are, but they're fake. I didn't kill anybody.
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I'm coloring in this x-ray with my pen!
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Plus, most of us haven't even seen a lion, let alone hunted one! Except for Rick, but he used to work at a zoo, so that's not even fair.
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If we did ever met a lion, we would pet its head gently and let it pick a ten-cent toy out of the treasure chest.
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So please, come see us! Every six months. Remember to floss!
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OR ELSE.
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