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9 Things To Invest In Now That You Are Broke On #BlackMonday

Gotta get that $$$$

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1. Invest in GOLD!

Dow drops 1000 in the 1st few minutes of trading? Time to buy gold...

2. Invest in oil!

If you have some money to invest now is a GREAT time to invest in oil (its also a bad time to invest in a lot of other things) #BlackMonday

3. Photos of panicked men on Wall Street.

#BlackMonday Insider tip. Nows the time to invest in royalty free images of stressed men looking at computer monitors

4. Invest in Art.

#BlackMonday Invest in Art and enjoy it

5. When money is tight, booze is always a smart investment.

INVEST IN DRINKING! #BLACKMONDAY #DINOADVISE

6. Or go healthy, and invest in eating right and exercise.

Now that you've crashed out on #BlackMonday, time to invest in yourself & eating healthy with the #MediterraneanDiet

7. Best get some coupons.

The stock market is crashing - invest in coupons! #BlackMonday #coupons - http://t.co/NMRezO95Bg

8. Fantasy Football.

this is why my investment strategy come September is to get liquid, and invest in Fantasy Football #BlackMonday #FantasyFootball @DraftKings

Maybe bet on the Seahawks?

"@LordReebs: Never forget that fantasy football doesn't care about your feelings. " Lost a lot of money on this play

9. BUY. MORE. SLEEPING.

Invest in sleeping!!who care why happens♥ #BlackMonday

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