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17 Dogs Who Will Kill You If You Don't Give Them A Goddamn Treat

Make the right choice.

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1. "Are you going to give me a treat?"

2. "Or are you just gonna sit there, holding it?"

3. "I'd say you have two choices here."

4. "Give the dog a goddamn treat--"

5. "--or get murdered in your sleep."

6. "Food or death. You choose."

7. "Do the right thing."

8. "You know, the thing that means you will wake up to see another day."

9. "DO NOT HUG ME."

10. "DO NOT PUT HATS ON MY HEAD."

11. "DO NOT SLOWLY BACK OUT OF THE ROOM."

12. "You are stalling."

13. "Just give me the food."

14. "GIVE IT TO ME!"

Hey @zoesaldana when you turned your back your dog said she was going to kill me and she had Gollum's voice!

15. "Fine. If you won't give it to me..."

16. "...look into my eyes."

17. "EYE LASERS ENGAGE: KILL HUMAN."

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