Are You Ready To Be Assclusive?
You are ready for a life-long commitment to anal sex. After all, butt sex is crazy and it don’t make no baby.
Don't get me wrong. You love butt stuff. You're just not ready to be assclusive. You're interests include: oral, water sports, furry stuff, cuckold, Climacophilia, etc... you get it. Keep on keeping on.