Every girl grows up dreaming of becoming a princess. But like, why?
I guess if the girl's a peasant, anything sounds better...
But did the peasant-to-princess thing ever really happen?
And if somehow it did, you were gonna have to marry your first cousin.
Your only point in life? Pushing out some inbred male heirs.
And then when you only birth girl babies, you're gonna get your head chopped off.
