1. Plankton has his secrets.
2. Lots of secrets.
3. He went to college.
4. "He is not merely good looking - he is the epitome of male beauty, breathtaking."
5. He often gets frustrated when people don’t play along.
6. He's a hugely successful businessman.
7. He's even a talented piano player.
8. He speaks fluent french.
9. He's quite handy with the tools of his trade.
10. He goes after what he wants and gets it.
11. He has a love interest (Who isn't always impressed with him).
12. But in the end, they're both just fictional characters.
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