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12 Reasons Why Plankton Is The Christian Grey We All Need

His interests are unconventional.

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1. Plankton has his secrets.

Plankton, Sheldon Plankton
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Plankton, Sheldon Plankton

2. Lots of secrets.

“Laters, baby.”
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“Laters, baby.”

3. He went to college.

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I wonder if it was Harvard...

4. "He is not merely good looking - he is the epitome of male beauty, breathtaking."

Because Green is the new Grey
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Because Green is the new Grey

5. He often gets frustrated when people don’t play along.

You had ONE job, SpongeBob.
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You had ONE job, SpongeBob.

6. He's a hugely successful businessman.

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7. He's even a talented piano player.

Because every woman falls for the musician.
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Because every woman falls for the musician.

8. He speaks fluent french.

The language of love.
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The language of love.

9. He's quite handy with the tools of his trade.

Yes, Plankton.
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Yes, Plankton.

10. He goes after what he wants and gets it.

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11. He has a love interest (Who isn't always impressed with him).

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12. But in the end, they're both just fictional characters.

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