1. A Head Boy/Girl pin to assert your prowess over measly first years.
2. This reusable stamp which keeps your Dark Mark tattoo looking so fresh and clean.
3. This Trelawney-approved Divination planner to lumos maximize your time.
4. Ingredients to showcase your natural potioneering talents.
5. A journal to hypnotize any nosy Gryffindors.
6. This banner to flaunt a little extra Slytherin pride.
7. This book clutch which illustrates the genius (that all Slytherins possess) required to hide a cavernous chamber from all of the Wizarding World for hundreds of years.
8. A flashy class ring to let everyone know that you come from the best house.
9. This pair of underwear.
10. This Slytherin-inspired bubble bath and body wash.
11. A customizable print that will bring you back to your Quidditch glory days.
12. And while we're at it, why not pick up a jersey as well?
13. These lights to brighten up your dungeon.
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