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    We Measured Some Of Your Favourite Celebrities In Timbits

    It was all done in the name of science.

    After conducting some delicious primary research, it was determined that the average height of a timbit is approximately 3.81 centimeters or 1.5 inches.

    Scientific methodology: We purchased a box of 20 assorted timbits and consumed 10 of them immediately. We measured the length of the remaining 10 timbits and used ~advanced mathematics~ to calculate the average. It was a tough job but someone had to do it.

    This grueling research was completed in order to answer a question that has been plaguing the minds of humans since the beginning of time: How many timbits tall is Ryan Gosling?

    Here are 10 of your favourite celebrities measured in timbits:

    Ryan Gosling (6’0” or 48 timbits)

    RuPaul (6’7” or 52 timbits)

    Harry Styles (5'11" or 47 timbits)

    Taylor Swift (5'9 1/2" or 46.5 timbits)

    Serena Williams (5’9” or 46 timbits) and Venus Williams (6'1 or 49 timbits)

    Beyoncé (5’6” or 44 timbits)

    Amy Poehler (5'2" or 41 timbits)

    Ellen Page (5'0" or 40 timbits)

    And Canadian pro basketball player, Sim Bhullar (7’5” or 59 timbits)

    We hope that cleared things up for you. Now here's an adorable little chart to help answer that last question that's been lingering on your mind:

    You're welcome, Canada.

    Sorry! Venus Williams is actually 6'1" or 49 timbits tall. An earlier version misstated her height.