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We Measured Some Of Your Favourite Celebrities In Timbits

It was all done in the name of science.

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After conducting some delicious primary research, it was determined that the average height of a timbit is approximately 3.81 centimeters or 1.5 inches.

Scientific methodology: We purchased a box of 20 assorted timbits and consumed 10 of them immediately. We measured the length of the remaining 10 timbits and used ~advanced mathematics~ to calculate the average. It was a tough job but someone had to do it.

This grueling research was completed in order to answer a question that has been plaguing the minds of humans since the beginning of time: How many timbits tall is Ryan Gosling?

Here are 10 of your favourite celebrities measured in timbits:

Serena Williams (5’9” or 46 timbits) and Venus Williams (6'1 or 49 timbits)

Stuart C. Wilson / Stringer / Getty Images // Tim P. Whitby / Stringer / Getty Images // ThinkStock

Sorry! Venus Williams is actually 6'1" or 49 timbits tall. An earlier version misstated her height.

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