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We Measured Some Of Your Favourite Celebrities In Timbits

It was all done in the name of science.

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After conducting some delicious primary research, it was determined that the average height of a timbit is approximately 3.81 centimeters or 1.5 inches.

Scientific methodology: We purchased a box of 20 assorted timbits and consumed 10 of them immediately. We measured the length of the remaining 10 timbits and used ~advanced mathematics~ to calculate the average. It was a tough job but someone had to do it.


Sorry! Venus Williams is actually 6'1" or 49 timbits tall. An earlier version misstated her height.