1. The moment a star athlete learned the most important lesson:
2. And the moment this kid suddenly became a track star:
3. This businessman's most dangerous commute home:
4. And this poor guy, who only wanted to get to his car:
5. This teen who just wanted to take a summer job and make some extra cash:
6. And this long-haired fellow who wanted to enjoy a nice summer bike ride:
7. These newlyweds with faces that read "this is the end":
8. Our girl Ansley:
9. And don't forget about Trish:
10. This moment when a little boy became a man:
11. And this moment when a boy's parents yelled, "DROP THE BREAD!!!!!!!":
12. But they never learn to drop the bread:
13. This woman who was making her way downtown, moving fast, because the goose was fast and she's definitely homebound:
14. And this little girl who just wanted to enjoy the outdoors:
15. The traumatized look on this woman anyone who is Canadian and/or has ever been personally victimized by a goose can viscerally relate to.
16. And this scene straight out of The Walking Dead:
17. This blurry and horrific event:
18. These people who will never learn:
19. And, of course, these recent photos of an adorable 5-year-old girl that will fill you with both heartbreak and laughter. Sorry.
In all seriousness, geese are THE ENEMY. BE CAREFUL. BE VIGILANT. DO NOT LET THEM WIN.