1. The moment a star athlete learned the most important lesson:
2. And the moment this kid suddenly became a track star:
Beware of Goose. He will attack
3. This businessman's most dangerous commute home:
4. And this poor guy, who only wanted to get to his car:
5. This teen who just wanted to take a summer job and make some extra cash:
6. And this long-haired fellow who wanted to enjoy a nice summer bike ride:
Morning peeps. Be respectful. Be kind. Treat people right. And watch out for mean geese.
7. These newlyweds with faces that read "this is the end":
Best engagement photo ever! #tbt #gooseattack #love @Duker618
8. Our girl Ansley:
9. And don't forget about Trish:
10. This moment when a little boy became a man:
11. And this moment when a boy's parents yelled, "DROP THE BREAD!!!!!!!":
12. But they never learn to drop the bread:
Goose attack @Sean_Famous
13. This woman who was making her way downtown, moving fast, because the goose was fast and she's definitely homebound:
If this doesn't make you laugh I don't know what will #gooseattack
14. And this little girl who just wanted to enjoy the outdoors:
15. The traumatized look on this woman anyone who is Canadian and/or has ever been personally victimized by a goose can viscerally relate to.
#McMasterMemory when I saw this girl getting attacked by a goose outside the Health Sci library on my way to class
16. And this scene straight out of The Walking Dead:
@_brodencoulter_ @Latusek14Ben there is me being attacked by a goose last year...
17. This blurry and horrific event:
@ktkuehl09 being attacked by a goose yesterday 😂😭
18. These people who will never learn:
There are geese nesting outside my dads office and they attack people whenever they walk by their nest 😂
19. And, of course, these recent photos of an adorable 5-year-old girl that will fill you with both heartbreak and laughter. Sorry.
In all seriousness, geese are THE ENEMY. BE CAREFUL. BE VIGILANT. DO NOT LET THEM WIN.