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Just A Reminder That Maple Syrup And Table Syrup Are Not The Same Thing

If you ain't talking maple, I don't wanna talk.

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Gather around, children of the world. It's time we had a little chat about liquid sugary goodness known as syrup.

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We get it. It's confusing out there. There are so many options. But let's get one thing straight here: Maple syrup and table syrup are NOT the same thing.

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Maple syrup is made from maple trees and table syrup is made from – you guessed it – tables.

Not actually. But it's full of gross stuff, that's fo' sho.
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Not actually. But it's full of gross stuff, that's fo' sho.

I mean, you don't hear stories of people stealing table syrup now do you?

Because, to put it simply, maple syrup is just better.

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And, just like many things in life, the more luxurious it is, the harder you have to work for it.

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Because, yes, it's hella more expensive. But did you see how majestic that bottle is? That's glass. That's some sophisticated stuff right there.

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If it comes in a bottle or a can, it means business. It's an investment. It says, "I'm the real shit."

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And it's straight-up with you. It doesn't try to fool you like table syrup does. It doesn't pretend to be something it's not.

Except for maybe Bryan. He's been brainwashed.
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Except for maybe Bryan. He's been brainwashed.

And it's giving all of us some serious trust issues.

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Because you can tell a lot about someone from their syrup preferences.

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So let's end the confusion right here, right now. Maple syrup in its purest form is the supreme syrup.

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And that's the end of it.

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