1. This mesmerizing A-line dress that will help them channel their inner child.
2. This adorable and portable power bank that's perfect for people who don't have a free outlet near their toilet.
The power bank is compatible with iPhones, Androids, Bluetooth speakers, Bluetooth headphones, and some digital cameras.
3. These ridiculously cute nonstick trays that will have you making poop-shaped candy and chocolates in no time.
4. This sleek and soft mousepad will make all their co-workers' desks seem crappy in comparison.
5. This magical mug that perfectly sums up the relationship between coffee and bodily functions.
6. These fantastically fluffy slippers that will keep their feet warm on the cold bathroom tiles.
7. This precious pillow that is hands down the cutest poop you'll ever see.
8. This patterned pouch that looks hella sophisticated considering there are little poop emojis all over it.
9. This pack of unicorn poop marshmallows that are as delicious as they are weird.
10. This striped poop patch tee that will take their poop game to the next level.
The shirt is available in S-L sizes.
11. This sweet gumball iPhone case that is both delightful and functional.
12. This leakproof water bottle that will have all their friends saying, "Holy shit, that's cute."
13. This pack of ankle socks that will add a splash of color and immaturity to their outfit.
The stool helps you sit in a natural squat position, making ~pooping~ a breeze!
15. This hilariously specific coloring book that will help them relax while getting the job done.
16. This powerful essential oil spray that promises to stop bathroom odors before they ever begin.
17. These mini poop piñatas that are sure to simultaneously wow and confuse party guests.
18. Or these helium balloons for people who aren't really into that whole ~cleaning up~ thing.
19. This Polaroid toilet paper holder that will make their bathroom a little more photogenic.
20. This dapper bow tie collar for anyone whose favorite shithead happens to be their dog.
21. This ridiculous poop-themed card game that’s basically Uno, but about (you guessed it) poop.
22. This geeky graphic shirt that's perfect for people who love Pokémon and poopin' in equal measure.
23. This pooptastic hardcover notebook that looks like it jumped straight out of a comic book.
24. These dainty stud earrings that go together like peanut butter and jelly.
25. These embroidered beanies for that one friend who takes "poophead" a little too literally.
Not a fan of black or gray? The beanie is available in six different colors!
26. This potty-shaped foam drink holder that will keep your beer cold on even the hottest of days.
27. And finally, this adorably poopy inflatable that gives an entirely different meaning to the word "floater." (Sorry!)