Shopping·Posted on Sep 15, 201627 Perfectly Poopy Gifts For Your Favorite ShitheadBecause crappy gifts are the best gifts.by Sarah AsplerBuzzFeed Staff, CanadaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Ellie Sunakawa / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page. 1. This mesmerizing A-line dress that will help them channel their inner child. http://www.redbubble.com/people/memimouse/works/22741278-scoop-the-dollop?grid_pos=105&p=a-line-dress http://www.redbubble.com/people/memimouse/works/22741278-scoop-the-dollop?grid_pos=105&p=a-line-dress The dress is available in sizes XS-2XL. Price: $62.30Not a fan of the A-line? The vibrant print comes in a T-shirt dress style, too! 2. This adorable and portable power bank that's perfect for people who don't have a free outlet near their toilet. amzn.to amzn.to The power bank is compatible with iPhones, Androids, Bluetooth speakers, Bluetooth headphones, and some digital cameras.Price: $16.99 3. These ridiculously cute nonstick trays that will have you making poop-shaped candy and chocolates in no time. amzn.to You can also make ~homemade~ bath bombs, crayons, and candles in these heat-resistant and dishwasher-safe molds! Price: $7.99 4. This sleek and soft mousepad will make all their co-workers' desks seem crappy in comparison. etsy.me This poop-emoji-sticking-out-its-tongue print is also available on mugs, bottle openers, and notebooks.Price: $6.63 5. This magical mug that perfectly sums up the relationship between coffee and bodily functions. amzn.to Price: $9.99 6. These fantastically fluffy slippers that will keep their feet warm on the cold bathroom tiles. amzn.to The plush slippers are one-size-fits-most and will typically fit US men's 6.5-9 and women's 8-10.5.Price: $15.99 7. This precious pillow that is hands down the cutest poop you'll ever see. amzn.to Price: $11.99 8. This patterned pouch that looks hella sophisticated considering there are little poop emojis all over it. http://www.redbubble.com/people/doire/works/14446576-poop-emoji-tessellation?grid_pos=1&p=pouch http://www.redbubble.com/people/doire/works/14446576-poop-emoji-tessellation?grid_pos=1&p=pouch This pattern is also available on travel mugs, tote bags, and iPhone cases.Price: $22 9. This pack of unicorn poop marshmallows that are as delicious as they are weird. amzn.to Price: $19.95 10. This striped poop patch tee that will take their poop game to the next level. http://www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?br=F21&category=top_blouses&productid=2000222824 http://www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?br=F21&category=top_blouses&productid=2000222824 The shirt is available in S-L sizes.Price: $12.90 11. This sweet gumball iPhone case that is both delightful and functional. redbubble.com Price: $25.83This case is also available in a wallet style that's perfect for carrying around cash and credit cards. 12. This leakproof water bottle that will have all their friends saying, "Holy shit, that's cute." amzn.to The bottle comes with two interchangeable screw tops that are perfect for working out or carrying around town.Price: $16.69 13. This pack of ankle socks that will add a splash of color and immaturity to their outfit. amzn.to The socks are made of a spandex-polyester blend and come in sizes 9 to 11.Price: $21.88 14. This Squatty Potty toilet stool that will completely transform their life. Seriously. amzn.to amzn.to The stool helps you sit in a natural squat position, making ~pooping~ a breeze! Price: $25 15. This hilariously specific coloring book that will help them relax while getting the job done. Price: $11.50 16. This powerful essential oil spray that promises to stop bathroom odors before they ever begin. amzn.to Say goodbye to the post-coffee office poop dilemma!Price: $9.99 17. These mini poop piñatas that are sure to simultaneously wow and confuse party guests. etsy.com Price: $18.74 18. Or these helium balloons for people who aren't really into that whole ~cleaning up~ thing. amzn.to Price: $14.49 19. This Polaroid toilet paper holder that will make their bathroom a little more photogenic. amzn.to Price: $18.89 20. This dapper bow tie collar for anyone whose favorite shithead happens to be their dog. Via etsy.com Price: $12.33 21. This ridiculous poop-themed card game that’s basically Uno, but about (you guessed it) poop. amzn.to Price: $10 22. This geeky graphic shirt that's perfect for people who love Pokémon and poopin' in equal measure. Via redbubble.com The shirt is available in S-3XL.Price: $26.87 23. This pooptastic hardcover notebook that looks like it jumped straight out of a comic book. Via redbubble.com Price: $20This print is also available on shirts, hoodies, and stickers. 24. These dainty stud earrings that go together like peanut butter and jelly. Via etsy.com Price: $9.25 25. These embroidered beanies for that one friend who takes "poophead" a little too literally. amzn.to amzn.to Not a fan of black or gray? The beanie is available in six different colors!Price: $14.99 26. This potty-shaped foam drink holder that will keep your beer cold on even the hottest of days. amzn.to Price: $9.99 27. And finally, this adorably poopy inflatable that gives an entirely different meaning to the word "floater." (Sorry!) amzn.to amzn.to Price: $49.99 Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for BuzzFeed's Gift Guide newsletter!