1. *shuffles papers and touches ear bud* THIS JUST IN: Pit bull puppos are some of the cutest creatures on the entire planet. @hbower99 / Via Twitter: @hbower99 2. But we have just learned that they are NOT TO BE TRUSTED. @sabina_weber / Via instagram.com 3. At first sight, they appear to look like harmless little dewdrops. @twentyonecomic / Via Twitter: @twentyonecomic 4. But the truth must be known: They are a threat to society. Aneuka / Via reddit.com 5. Their beautiful eyes and heart-shaped noses are trying to distract you from that fact that they are DANGEROUS. sicknickmondo / Via imgur.com 6. Just look at this fella viciously attacking this small leaf!!! @rhhhirhhhi / Via Twitter: @rhhhirhhhi 7. GRAB YOUR PURSE. This golden gal is violently chomping down on a watermelon slice! @felithepitbull / Via instagram.com 8. And you've seriously got to be OUT OF YOUR MIND if you even consider putting your fingers near their dangerous lil' mouths. @HeatherBuntin2 / Via Twitter: @HeatherBuntin2 9. Don't let this tiny bean fool you! He might be smaller than your slipper but he's ferocious. DillNyeTheHighGuy / Via reddit.com 10. Take a look at this con artist who is trying to win you over with his sweet smile! Imgur / Via imgur.com 11. And this pupperino who is obviously waiting for the perfect time to strike. ilovenyjets / Via reddit.com 12. What about this fuzzy mastermind? They've clearly disguised themselves as a cow to trick you. HalPal_ / Via reddit.com 13. And this fluffer has perfectly camouflaged themselves into the scenery. deftoner42 / Via reddit.com 14. This nugget has picked out an accessory that perfectly matches his eyes just to appeal to YOUR EMOTIONS. @the_wasabidog / Via instagram.com 15. And this grumpy goof is clearly trying to hypnotize you with that stare. Grey_Machines / Via reddit.com 16. *CLUTCHES PEARLS* You might be wondering: What could be more threatening than one pit bull pupper? The answer: A PACK OF THEM. Chris Young / Via Flickr: mrvjtod 17. Whatever you do, never look directly at a pit bull puppy smile. @looney_luna_the_pit / Via instagram.com 18. And don't look into those beautiful blue eyes. It's like staring right into the sun... It's like...dangerously cute. Wait. It's happening. Oh no. Not the eyes! EZcheezy / Via reddit.com 19. WELL HELLO! WHAT A GOOD BOY. 💗💗💗 Unicorn_Farts87 / Via reddit.com Are you ready to add a fluffy friend to your family? You can find plenty of pit bull doggos (especially adults!) on Petfinder or Adopt a Pet. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ChuckNorris381 / Via imgur.com And don't forget to check out your local shelters and rescues, too!