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11 People Who Walked Straight Out Of A Math Textbook

These are the people our textbooks warned us about.

1. If Marcus bought 43 watermelons...

2. And Randy picked up 17 cantaloupes...

3. And Pierre bought 21 baguettes...

4. And Bubba had 153 bananas...

5. And Justin delivered 53 pizzas...

6. And Dwayne purchased 57 pineapples...

7. And Gilbert bought 98,541 Cheetos...

8. And Julia had 672 cans of Mountain Dew...

9. And Melvin purchased 37 jugs of milk...

10. And Sally had 1,000 bags of potato chips...

This is the person you learned about in math class #SallyBought1000BagsOfChips

11. And Tyler bought 6,000 bottles of pop...