1. Cats can't tell their parents they witnessed you eating everything in their fridge.
2. Which means they also can't say “You’re not my mom,” when you tell them to do something.
3. It’s definitely not annoying when they want to sleep beside you.
4. And you essentially become a cat owner without any of the long-term responsibilies!
5. Plus, cats don't have homework that you have to help them with.
But they're really good at sitting on yours.