This MASH Quiz Has Over 1 Billion Possible Results — What’s Your Future?

You won't need a scrap piece of paper or a gel pen for this one.

Tired of sitting awake at night worrying about your future? Wish you could just know where you'll live in the next 10 years? Want to know exactly who you'll marry? What your job will be? Now you can, with BuzzFeed Labs’ state-of-the-art MASH game. Just answer a few simple questions, and we’ll generate a freakishly accurate glimpse into your future!

Before we begin, let's draw a spiral. Click and hold your finger down and let it go when it feels right to you. This will help determine your result.

Hold here to draw your spiral

And finally, what is your first name?

Do the Monster MASH!

Calculating your result, please hold...

Your Future

Your Home:

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

Where You Live:

MY SWAMP! DONKEY!

Your Job:

ANNOYING ME ALL DAY!

Your Spouse:

A DRAGON APPARENTLY

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