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How Many Of These Places Have You Pooped?

The shittiest checklist ever.

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    Your own bathroom
    School
    Work
    Grocery store
    The woods
    Gas station
    Home Depot
    On an airplane
    On a bus
    On a train
    Hotel room
    Hotel lobby
    Public park
    Library
    Movie theatre
    Your own backyard
    A stranger’s backyard
    Museum
    Mall
    A concert or comedy venue
    Your BFF’s house
    A love interest’s house
    A random person’s house
    Outhouse
    Porta potty
    Trash can
    Fire pit
    Busy parking lot
    Abandoned parking lot
    Golf course
    Water park
    Theme park
    Mailbox
    On the potty, like a big kid
    The White House
    Urinal
    Bathtub
    Shower
    Canada
    A bidet, by accident
    A bidet, on purpose
    Cat litter box
    Grandma's house
    McDonald's
    Starbucks
    Chipotle
    7-Eleven
    Taco Bell
    Subway
    Tim Hortons
    KFC
    Pizza Hut
    Wendy’s
    Harvey’s
    In N Out
    Dunkin Donuts
    Panera Bread
    Dominos
    Dairy Queen
    Red Lobster
    IHOP
    A&W
    Chili's
    Applebee's
    Nando’s
    Boston Pizza
    On a compost pile
    Volcano
    Upper decker (pooping in the toilet tank)
    A school you don’t even go to
    An office you don’t even work at
    An apartment that you were looking at with a realtor
    Disneyland
    Truck stop
    Church
    Synogogue
    Mosque
    Dance floor
    Pool
    River
    Ocean
    Patio
    Switzerland
    Roller coaster
    Haunted house
    Castle
    Bouncy castle
    Your hand
    In your bed
    And finally, in your pants

How Many Of These Places Have You Pooped?

You’re a shy pooper! You don’t like pooping in risky places and prefer to go in the comfort of your own home. You’ll only use a public bathroom if you REALLY have to go. You love taking your time, reading the back of shampoo bottles when you forget your phone, and never worrying about someone in the next stall.

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You’re a pretty adventurous pooper! You’re a confident pooper who doesn’t mind using public bathrooms or going in the woods. You don’t mind going at work, as long as someone isn’t right beside you. And you’ve completely mastered the cough-while-you-poop technique!

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You’re a true poop champion! You’re a real superstar when it comes to pooping. You’re not shy at all and when you gotta go, you’ll go just about anywhere. Seriously. You don’t mind talking about your poops in explicit detail and you’re the type of person who loudly announces when you have to go. You’ve pooped in some of the craziest places around and you believe anything can be a toilet if you just ~believe~.

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