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19 Weird Habits People Who Hate Their Food Touching Are Guilty Of

*Uses a napkin as a plate*

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1. You use your least-favourite food as a barrier between sweet and savoury foods.

@50shadesofnope / Via Twitter: @50shadesofnope

2. And you never completely finishing your plate because you refuse to eat the food that has been "contaminated":

@bethdillonxox / Via Twitter: @bethdillonxox

3. You put everything on a single plate and pray for the best when you're being lazy.

@BvbMaid / Via Twitter: @BvbMaid

4. Or you go that extra mile and put the condiments on an separate plate to ensure a peaceful dinner.

@singsongash / Via Twitter: @singsongash
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5. You also use napkins for plates.

@RobinCemone / Via Twitter: @RobinCemone

6. And you feel incredibly ~blessed~ when you order food at a restaurant and it arrives on one of these plates:

@ohsocynthia / Via Twitter: @ohsocynthia

7. Because you're usually begging the waiter to put everything "on the side."

@HerbFromChicago / Via Twitter: @HerbFromChicago

8. You wish it were socially acceptable for you to use plastic kids' plates because they are so cute and functional.

@brynbower / Via Twitter: @brynbower
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9. And you balance food on the edges of your plates when you're eating "risky" foods.

@hollyxbirnie / Via Twitter: @hollyxbirnie

10. Because you would much rather eat a biscuit off the table than have it touch any other food.

@Brown_Sugar11 / Via Twitter: @Brown_Sugar11

11. You get nervous around the holidays because whenever there are family meals, there are nightmares.

@MsNickiBee / Via Twitter: @MsNickiBee

12. But if you're lucky, your plate will look something like this:

@pflanny13 / Via Twitter: @pflanny13
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13. You're the only person you know who finds airplane food to be a beautiful thing.

@HenEvia / Via Twitter: @HenEvia

14. And you honestly appreciate elementary school meals, as unappetizing as ‚Äčthe food can be.

@yelahelocinn / Via Twitter: @yelahelocinn

15. Also, you believe bento boxes are fucking revolutionary.

@TorontoYeee / Via Twitter: @TorontoYeee

16. But sometimes you wonder if you've gone too far...

@80AdrianGiron / Via Twitter: @80AdrianGiron
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17. But then you remember you just like being in control of how things mingle and mix and that's OK.

@jessicabernier / Via Twitter: @jessicabernier

18. Because that control gives you a sense of POWER.

@michele_elizaa / Via Twitter: @michele_elizaa

19. But unfortunately, that never stops your family from using your ~food quirk~ against you every chance they get:

@djgreen00 / Via Twitter: @djgreen00