1.Kraft Dinner is a staple in every Canadian home. We've been making it since childbirth but it seems like some people will never get it right.
2.Seriously. Did you even look while pouring the milk? Are you dead inside?
3.OK. So maybe you're not the best chef. That's why why microwavable KD exists, right? It's impossible to fuck up.
4.Canadians love their naniamo bars. There's no debating that. But this melted disaster? This is unacceptable.
5.And what about poutine? Our nation's sacred dish. Look at this pathetic frozen version and ask yourself: Is it even possible to get crispy fries and melted cheese at the same time?
6.Shed a tear for this poutine that doesn't have gravy. It's a three-ingredient dish. This is unforgivable.
7.And pray for this monstrosity that is deep-fried Cabury creme egg poutine.
8.Go ahead. Ruin our reputation. Someone arrest the Canadian who served olives as a side dish alongside whatever the hell that is.
9.Let's get back to the simple things. How could one possibly destroy the sanctity of a Tim Horton's bagel?
10.Maybe it's by spreading peanut butter instead of cream cheese on a Montreal bagel....
11.Imagine ordering a side of mashed potatoes and getting this.
12.We're pretty sure this a federal crime against Montreal smoked meat.
13.C'mon now. Canadians don't deserve this. We never asked for this.
14.Have you ever seen anything so heartbreaking as this disastrous doughnut?
15.What about this incredibly sad attempt at "beavertails?" No sugar, no cinnamon, no hope.
16.Stare at this homemade "donair" and weep for Canada.
17.And take a gander at this potato chip flavour without cringing. I dare you.
18.Ketchup chips are one thing, but ketchup rice chips? Hell no.
19.Our nation is famous for butter tarts, but do we really want to be famous for this atrocious mess?
20.And yes, maple is a thing. But this shouldn't be.
