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The Only Thing Weirder Than Bagged Milk Is This Bagged Milk Twitter Account

"Swaggy baggy."

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Since the dawn of time, people have believed bagged milk to be a strange concept.

Bagged milk is so weird why are canadians like this

OK, so not actually since the dawn of time, but this topic requires a serious and prehistoric tone.

And bagged milk has been unable to defend itself.

"Why does bagged milk exist" ... I came out here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now

Until now.

The hero of this story is @BaggedMilKWbu and its mission is to repair the broken reputation of milk that comes in – you guessed it – bags.

why ya'll hating on bagged milk I'm literally a bag full of milk there's weirder things in the world

Because why hate on milk bags when...

I'm all out of faith This is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed Lying naked on this floor

You don't hate on other types of containers.

Or other ~controversial~ figures.

why hate on bagged milk when you can hate donald trump instead like focus your energy on what's important here

Because bagged milk never hurt nobody.

The Twitter account is bringing justice to all bagged milk by giving them a voice.

And showing the rest of the world what bagged milk is all about.

If you don't think you're good at anything you're already good at being bagged milk cause we just sit in a fridge all day doing nothing

The account exist to remind people that it's literally a plastic bag filled with milk... that sometimes asks philosophical questions.

*hits blunt* Is milk considered bagged when it's still in the cow

What if you gave birth to bagged milk

Imagine if bagged milk had legs and it followed you around just in case you needed a drink

And just wants to live its best life.

Thank you, @BaggedMilkWbu, for all you do.

You're beautiful.