Since the dawn of time, people have believed bagged milk to be a strange concept.
Bagged milk is so weird why are canadians like this
OK, so not actually since the dawn of time, but this topic requires a serious and prehistoric tone.
And bagged milk has been unable to defend itself.
"Why does bagged milk exist" ... I came out here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now
Until now.
Baggy swaggy
The hero of this story is @BaggedMilKWbu and its mission is to repair the broken reputation of milk that comes in – you guessed it – bags.
why ya'll hating on bagged milk I'm literally a bag full of milk there's weirder things in the world
Because why hate on milk bags when...
I'm all out of faith This is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed Lying naked on this floor
You don't hate on other types of containers.
Jugged milk is so stupid lol
Or other ~controversial~ figures.
why hate on bagged milk when you can hate donald trump instead like focus your energy on what's important here
Because bagged milk never hurt nobody.
I'm just a teenage milk bag baabyyy
The Twitter account is bringing justice to all bagged milk by giving them a voice.
I'm in my moms jugggg Slish slosh
And showing the rest of the world what bagged milk is all about.
If you don't think you're good at anything you're already good at being bagged milk cause we just sit in a fridge all day doing nothing
The account exist to remind people that it's literally a plastic bag filled with milk... that sometimes asks philosophical questions.
*hits blunt* Is milk considered bagged when it's still in the cow
What if you gave birth to bagged milk
Imagine if bagged milk had legs and it followed you around just in case you needed a drink
What if you sneezed bagged milk
And just wants to live its best life.
I just wanted to make a snow angel
Thank you, @BaggedMilkWbu, for all you do.
💇💇
You're beautiful.