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15 Reasons Why "Jumanji" Is Actually A Horror Movie

Let's just play Scrabble instead, okay?

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Is it possible that this beloved family film is actually the stuff of nightmares?

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Answer: yes.

1. First things first, the game pieces move by themselves.

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That's normal right?

2. And it speaks in mysterious, watery riddles.

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Rhyming is never a good sign.

3. There is also a swarm of bats who fly out of the fireplace and attack children.

Hey little mama let me whisper in yo ear.
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Hey little mama let me whisper in yo ear.

4. Did I mention that the game can melt people and trap them forever?

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That looks like it hurt.

5. Luckily, he escapes a mere 40 years later.

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Who is this Kim Kardashian you speak of?

6. Let's not forget about the monkey curse.

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I guess that's one way to grow a beard.

7. And the fact that floorboards can turn into quicksand.

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8. Here come the giant spiders.

Lots and lots of spiders.
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Lots and lots of spiders.

9. And some wild animals who casually stroll in and destroy everything in sight.

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10. Actually, there are a ton of terrifying animals. Take this lion roaming around the house for example.

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11. Or this friendly crocodile.

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12. Or these monkeys driving a motorcycling while holding a gun.

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13. Speaking of firearms, there's also a hunter chasing them with a shotgun.

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"I want my mommy."

14. And then there's the big finale when a giant tree splits the whole house in half.

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Oh god. My phone charger was in there.

15. But honestly, no childhood is complete without the emotional trauma caused by...

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PS: Thank you Robin Williams for being awesome.

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