A real boyfriend would only get in the way of the twenty-two celebrity husbands and fifteen literary boyfriends I already have. The only Valentine’s date I need is my Peeta/Josh Hutcherson cardboard cut-out.
Life can be rough out there for those of us without a significant other, but you’re not alone. To read about the trials and tribulations of a girl so awkward she hasn’t had a date in six years, check out my blog Boots and Cats. Single lady solidarity forever.