1. You oversleep and show up late.
2. You oversleep and completely miss the entire day.
3. You get mistaken for a student by the staff.
4. You get mistaken for a student by the students.
5. You horribly mispronounce a couple kids' names when you call roll.
6. You horribly mispronounce ten or more kids' names while calling roll.
7. You forget to read your sub information sheet and send a kid to the office with the attendance.
8. You let five kids go to the library.
9. You accidentally blurt out a curse word.
10. You give the students the wrong assignment.
11. You have to get onto a student for using their phone while playing on your phone.
12. Someone asks for help on a question and you give them the wrong answer.
13. You get hit on by a student.
14. You accidentally blurt out another curse word.
15. You make a joke with references that the kids don't get.
16. You leave campus to buy lunch and are late coming back.
17. Your students are already in the classroom waiting on you after lunch and you walk of shame past them.
18. You try to eat in front of the students but feel too awkward in the silent classroom.
19. You play Words With Friends to kill time until your plan period and an ad suddenly blares out into the silent classroom.
20. You let out a string of expletives.
21. You FINALLY manage to eat your sandwich on your plan period but get spicy mustard all over some papers on the desk.
22. Just as your students come back, you start to feel sick and need to go to the bathroom.
23. You realize that your Subway sat out for hours and is now giving you food poisoning.
24. You find yourself throwing up in a school bathroom.
25. You have to abandon your class to tell someone you need to go home.
26. The secretary thinks you're a student so you have to sit down and wait until she's not busy.
27. You finally get home and remember the complimentary travel mug you got from a casino that you brought your hot tea in that morning is still sitting on the desk.
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