15. You make a joke with references that the kids don’t get.
“Guys, you’re making this assignment way harder than it is. I feel like a temple guard watching you try to put together the Shrine of the Silver Monkey…Really? No one? No one got it. Is this what being old feels like? This is definitely what being old feels like.”
16. You leave campus to buy lunch and are late coming back.
“I’ll just run in Subway real fast, that’ll be quick!”
“Oh god, everyone else just ran in Subway…this line is insane.”
“FINALLY got my sandwich, do I have time to sit down and eat it?”
“Wait, WHAT TIME WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE BACK?!”
“EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY“
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Donald Trump was sworn in today as the 45th president of the United States of America. 🇺🇸