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17. “Thou smell of mountain goat.”
16. “You talk greasily, your lips grow foul.”
15. “That kiss is comfortless as frozen water to a starved snake.”
14. “Have your mouth fill’d up before you open it.”
13. “Thou are sick in the world’s regard, wretched and low, a poor unminded outlaw sneaking home.”
12. “I do desire we may be better strangers.”
11. “There is no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.”
10. “You are not worth the dust which the rude wind blows in your face.”
9. “Go to hell for an eternal moment or so.”
8. “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.”
7. “Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker…”
6. “Hide not thy poison with such sugar’d words.”
5. “Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.”
4. “Thou monstrous injurer of heaven and earth!”
3. “Bloody, bawdy villain! Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!”
2. “More of your conversation would infect my brain.”
1. “Out, you green-sickness carrion! Out, you baggage! You tallow face!”
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