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    Updated on Jul 26, 2018. Posted on Jan 9, 2014

    19 Lingering Questions From Archie Comics

    Oh, Archies.

    1. How did this one freckled redhead with thick black eyebrows and a sweater vest get every babe in Riverdale?

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    2. Seriously, what was this checkered part of Archie's hair even supposed to be?

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    Note the green polka-dot bow tie.

    3. How did he have so much game that he even got with non-Riverdale hottie Cheryl Blossom?

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    4. Where did he get the funds to take aforementioned babes out on an endless string of dates?

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    Only so many shifts a kid can work at Pop Tate's.

    5. Did Archie ever get past first base or was he just the king of the make out-fake out?

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    6. Why did Betty put up with Archie's heartless mind games?

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    7. Was hanging out at the Lodge pool really worth a trampled heart?

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    Betty. You deserve better than this.

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    8. Anyway, how were Betty and Veronica "best friends" while fighting over Archie all the time?

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    9. And if Veronica was so outrageously rich, why did she go to Riverdale High with all the normies?

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    10. What, exactly, did Lodge Industries do to make so much dough?

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    Seems like a Koch Brothers-style conglomerate...

    11. Why did Big Ethel let people call her Big Ethel to her face?

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    Hang in there, Big Ethel.

    12. Why wasn't anyone concerned about Moose's disturbingly domineering relationship with Midge?

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    13. How did Jughead eat so many hamburgers and maintain that slim, slim figure?

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    Glad he never ate his dog, Hot Dog.

    14. And why did he despise and fear women so much?

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    15. Did the Bee and Miss Grundy ever take it to a less platonic level?

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    How about Grundy and ol' Flutesnoot?

    16. When...did this happen?

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    Amazing.

    17. Where is Riverdale anyway?

    18. Where did Dilton Doiley end up going to college?

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    Dilton Doiley should be running the country.

    19. And finally, why were Archies so addicting?

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