1.
Think that you can talk back just because you're 18.
2.
Dare to ignore your mother's phone call.
3.
Let people go home empty handed after a party.
4.
Leave abuelita's house without getting her blessing.
5.
Cry after la chancla (unless you want another chanclazo).
6.
Go to the movies without proper preparation.
7.
Throw away perfectly good containers.
8.
Waste money eating en la calle when there's food at home.
9.
Keep actual cookies in a cookie tin.
10.
Arrive at a party without saying hi to EVERYONE.
11.
Sleep over at someone else's house when you have a perfectly good bed at home.
12.
Make the mistake of telling your mom that you're bored.
13.
Sleep in on the weekends.
14.
Leave the house at night without turning on the "security system".
15.
Think that talking over Walter Mercado is okay.
16.
And, of course, quemar los frijoles!
