1. This clever lady.
#HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry Shatter both their Mason Jars and Dreams!
2. This person that's really doing them a favor. Don't hipsters know that man-buns can make you bald?
Shave off their man-buns while theyre asleep #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry
3. This girl who wants to take out the source of a hipster's power.
Swap out their co-op free trade organic coffee for Folgers instant coffee #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry
4. This man who is just not holding back.
tell him the artisanal mustard on his kale-dog has preservatives in it #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry
5. This cruel man.
Tell them the price of vinyl records went up 1000% overnight #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry
6. This geography savvy guy.
Ship them off to Portland. Neglect to tell them it's the one in Maine not Oregon. #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry
7. This reverse psychologist.
#HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry tell him everyone else is not crying
8. This guy who reverts to tried and true methods.
#HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry Take off his glasses when he's chopping his organic onions.
9. This man who goes against the old saying...
#HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry Spilt almond milk.
10. This guy.
Can't upload lunch pic to Social Media because it's down #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry
11. This man who just wants to watch the world burn.
Point out that their lunch is not gluten-free paleo based vegan #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry
12. This cruel, cruel person.
#HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry tweet pic of them in their pre-hipster days
13. This person who knows the source of a hipster's weakness.
Tell him you've heard of his favorite band. #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry
14. This ingenious blackmailer.
#HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry provide photo evidence of him not doing something before it was cool
15. This lady who is tired of reading bad poetry and ridiculous scripts.
Take away their typewriter #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry
16. In all fairness, that would make a lot of people cry.
Give him flare-legged jeans. #HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry
17. This lady with a particularly mean tactic.
#HowDoYouMakeAHipsterCry Tell them they know NOTHING about Whiskey or Bourbon!
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