You know where all three of the brothers were bornSo you obviously also know their birthdaysYou know what Kevin's real birth name isYou know their parents nameAnd you of course know the Bonus JonasYou can name all of Nick's childhood Broadway rolesYou know the story of how he got discovered at a barber shopYou know the name of the New Jersey town they're fromBonus points if you know that it's in Bergen CountyYou know who the two special guests were on the first episode of the Nick Jonas show on YouTubeThe fact that the boys wore purity rings when they were younger made you adore them that much moreYou were secretly kind of upset when they all came offBut now that you're older, you appreciate itYou own a copy of "It's About Time"You still listen to songs off of "It's About Time"You thought about changing your name to Mandy on more than one occasionYou own a copy of their self-titled albumYou own a copy of "A Little Bit Longer"You own a copy of "Lines, Vines and Trying Times"You bought copies of teen magazines simply for the Jonas postersThe walls of your room were covered ceiling-to-floor with their angelic facesYou even had their cardboard cut outsYou would often refer to yourself as the future "Mrs. Jonas"You've camped outside to see them in concert, meet them or just buy one of their albumsYou've seen them (as the JoBros) in concert onceYou've seen them (as the JoBros) in concert twiceYou've seen them (as the JoBros) in concert three times or moreYou've met all three of them onceYou've met all three of them twiceYou've met all three of them three times or moreYou know the date Kevin got engaged to DanielleYou know the date Kevin and Danielle got marriedAnd you know their wedding venue and locationYou immediately think of "Year 3000" when you hear the words flux capacitor"Camp Rock" and "Camp Rock 2" were your all-time favorite Disney moviesYour favorite five seconds in "Night at the Museum 2" were the JoBros playing baby cherubsYou saw their 3D concert experience movie on opening nightYou've travelled to another city or state to see them performYou stayed up past your bedtime or forgot to do your homework to watch them do a TV interviewYou've waited outside the airport to see themYou've waited outside their hotels to see themYou had a Team Jonas membership"Oh how the tables have turned" has a special meaning to youYou bought the Nick Jonas & the Administration albumYou saw Nick Jonas & the Administration in concertYou bought Joe's solo albumYou went to one of Joe's solo concertsYou saw Nick in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying"You tuned in every Sunday night to watch "Married to Jonas"You're secretly still hoping for a third seasonWhen "Pom Poms" came out it felt like the JoBros re-birthYou hated to admit that you didn't like Joe's shaved hair look during the summer of 2013 (srry bb)You almost died when Nick took that shirtless Instagram selfieBut you also wondered why his nipples were abnormally largeYou bought a Nick Jonas dog tagYou were an emotional wreck the day that Kevin and Danielle announced they were having a babyAnd even more of an emotional wreck when they shared the first photos of AlenaWhen they last-minute cancelled their fall 2013 tour, you could sense something bad was about to happenWhen Joe tweeted "please hold while we get our shit together." you knew their breakup was inevitableAnd your heart sankYou've basically repressed the awful day that the JoBros announced their breakup on GMAYou read every last word of Joe's "Vulture" tell-all article"Jealous" was your JAMYou were hella confused when "Cake By The Ocean" came out and wondered who the hell DNCE wasYou got excited when you realized Jack Lawless was in DNCEYou can name all of the members of DNCEAnd "Last Year Was Complicated" made you realize that solo Nick Jonas IS HERE TO STAY"Kingdom" is one of your favorite showsYou know the name of Kevin's second daughter"Aw shit, throw some bacon on it" is your favorite lyric of 2016You went to the "Future Now" tour and could feel your inner teenager dying on the insideYou've been to one of DNCE's small showsYou went to the Selena Gomez tour just to see DNCE openYou're still trying to process the "Body Moves" music videoYou downloaded the DNCE gameAnd you love that Kevin helped make itKnowing that Frankie is in college makes you feel super oldYou still listen to JoBros musicYou're anxiously awaiting the day they go on a reunion tourNo matter if they're the JoBros, solo artists or in other bands, you'll always be a Jonas fan
How Big Of A Jonas Fan Are You Actually?
You're probably wondering why you clicked into this post. You don't know the Jonas Brothers, you've never heard of any of their songs, or maybe you have heard of their songs but just wouldn't know it. We're sorry you've been missing out on these amazing people.
You know who the JoBros are, you may bop along to "SOS" or sing "Year 3000" with your friends at karaoke night. Heck, you might have even went to one of their shows, but you're probably also avoiding admitting that to anyone, don't worry, we won't tell.
You probably know a few things about them here and there and you may have seen them in concert or purchased their music on iTunes, but you're not their biggest fan. At least you're not a hater.
They may or may not be your favorite musicians, but nonetheless you do love a good JB throwback and you're pretty in tune to Nick and Joe's music ventures.
You've been there from day one and you still love them just as much now as you did then. Teenage you was planning your future wedding with Nick and current you is figuring out how to have "Cake By The Ocean" with Joe.