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Happy Dad's Day, Daddio

Franklin Delano!

INTRODUCING ROBERT HENRY (AKA LOVIE, AKA EYE CANDY):

The man who loves Christmas just about as much as his own birthday...

...Even when he's the only one without Magic Jammies

TRUE DISAPPOINTMENT AND SADNESS, PEOPLE.

Holidays are pretty much his thing.

That is not icing. NOT ICING.

Really he just loves any excuse to get 1,000 running related presents.

BACK BEASTS, NOT FUR YOU. FUR DAD.

Seriously, he loves running.

Like, really loves it.

#1 Supporter, over here!

HE REALLY REALLY LOVES IT, OK?

PS sorry for those tiny-non-existent-shorts, dad. Throwing them away immediately.

What else does he love? Well, his main B*****s.

And of course he loves his other B*****s.

And I guess, her, too.

MAHTA I PROMISE TO NEVER LOCK YOU IN A DARKENED BASEMENT AGAIN, OK?!? -Love, Sam

Legally Required, Dad.

Random Dog GIF For Your Viewing Pleasure:

And Now Some Random Spaghetti:

"I just so absolutely LOVE pasta!" - Rob Arvin, actual quote

Thanks for being weird with me.

All jokes aside, I wouldn't trade our family for the world.

But I might trade you in for endless calorie-less donuts and a pile of immortal puppies.

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