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What Your Body Parts SHOULD Be Called

You've been calling them "butts" for way too long.

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The parts of your body were named centuries ago, long before the invention of modern English (For example, the letter M wasn't part of the alphabet until an act of Congress added it in 1954.). Here's what the parts of the human anatomy deserve be called:

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A 21st-century rebrand will really help eyes’ popularity in the marketplace. And, obviously, your eyes aren’t poke-proof. But calling them them poke-proof should hopefully cut down on how often they get poked.


Which body part do you think could use a rebranding? Let us know in the comments!