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Isn't It Time For A New Religion?

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Isn't it time to create a belief system centered around a superhuman deity for OUR generation?

  1. Just one.
    A pantheon of divine rulers.
    An infinite number of gods. And guess what? They all hate each other.

Isn't It Time For A New Religion?

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    Just one.
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    A pantheon of divine rulers.
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    An infinite number of gods. And guess what? They all hate each other.
  1. Male
    Female
    A non-binary life-force encapsulating all possible genders
    More of a genderless, terrifying mass of eyeballs and pus than "male" or "female"

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    Male
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    Female
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    A non-binary life-force encapsulating all possible genders
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    More of a genderless, terrifying mass of eyeballs and pus than "male" or "female"
  1. The sky
    Trapped inside a haunted vase
    Deep beneath the Earth's crust, waiting for his followers to awaken him.
    Everywhere, even rocks and toilets.

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    The sky
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    Trapped inside a haunted vase
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    Deep beneath the Earth's crust, waiting for his followers to awaken him.
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    Everywhere, even rocks and toilets.
  1. Infinite compassion
    Boredom
    As an ant colony-like experiment
    By accident

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    Infinite compassion
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    Boredom
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    As an ant colony-like experiment
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    By accident
  1. We never say His/Her/Their true names
    "Sir" or "Madam"
    "The Unkillable Terror Beast"
    "Garry"

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    We never say His/Her/Their true names
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    "Sir" or "Madam"
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    "The Unkillable Terror Beast"
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    "Garry"
  1. Vengeful
    Forgiving
    Vengeful for a few thousand years then suddenly forgiving out of nowhere.
    Totally disinterested in human endeavors

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    Vengeful
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    Forgiving
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    Vengeful for a few thousand years then suddenly forgiving out of nowhere.
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    Totally disinterested in human endeavors
  1. Ordained clergy only
    Anybody
    Nobody, no matter how much we try
    Just this one guy named Stink who works at the laser tag place

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    Ordained clergy only
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    Anybody
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    Nobody, no matter how much we try
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    Just this one guy named Stink who works at the laser tag place
  1. A total paradise
    There is no afterlife
    Everyone gets a personalized heaven where they get to be a character in their favorite movie
    If you believe in this God enough, you never die.

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    A total paradise
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    There is no afterlife
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    Everyone gets a personalized heaven where they get to be a character in their favorite movie
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    If you believe in this God enough, you never die.

Now we just need some commandments!

For instance:

• Should we "do unto others"? Or should we practice radical selfishness?

• What's our most important holiday?

• Is our new God cool enough to explain the meaning of life or is He/She/Them just going to leave us floundering with despair forever?

Comment below to give us your ideas for commandments!

The Facebook comments with the most Likes will become the official laws of our new religion.

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