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Isn't It Time For A New Religion?

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Isn't it time to create a belief system centered around a superhuman deity for OUR generation?

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    Just one.
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    A pantheon of divine rulers.
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    An infinite number of gods. And guess what? They all hate each other.
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    Just one.
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    A pantheon of divine rulers.
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    An infinite number of gods. And guess what? They all hate each other.
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    Male
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    Female
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    A non-binary life-force encapsulating all possible genders
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    More of a genderless, terrifying mass of eyeballs and pus than "male" or "female"
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    A non-binary life-force encapsulating all possible genders
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    More of a genderless, terrifying mass of eyeballs and pus than "male" or "female"
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    The sky
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    Trapped inside a haunted vase
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    Deep beneath the Earth's crust, waiting for his followers to awaken him.
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    Everywhere, even rocks and toilets.
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    The sky
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    Trapped inside a haunted vase
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    Deep beneath the Earth's crust, waiting for his followers to awaken him.
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    Everywhere, even rocks and toilets.
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    Infinite compassion
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    Boredom
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    As an ant colony-like experiment
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    By accident
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    Infinite compassion
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    Boredom
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    As an ant colony-like experiment
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    By accident
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    We never say His/Her/Their true names
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    "Sir" or "Madam"
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    "The Unkillable Terror Beast"
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    "Garry"
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    We never say His/Her/Their true names
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    "Sir" or "Madam"
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    "The Unkillable Terror Beast"
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    "Garry"
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    Vengeful
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    Forgiving
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    Vengeful for a few thousand years then suddenly forgiving out of nowhere.
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    Totally disinterested in human endeavors
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    Vengeful
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    Vengeful for a few thousand years then suddenly forgiving out of nowhere.
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    Totally disinterested in human endeavors
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    Ordained clergy only
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    Anybody
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    Nobody, no matter how much we try
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    Just this one guy named Stink who works at the laser tag place
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    Ordained clergy only
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    Anybody
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    Nobody, no matter how much we try
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    Just this one guy named Stink who works at the laser tag place
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    A total paradise
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    There is no afterlife
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    Everyone gets a personalized heaven where they get to be a character in their favorite movie
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    If you believe in this God enough, you never die.
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    A total paradise
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    There is no afterlife
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    Everyone gets a personalized heaven where they get to be a character in their favorite movie
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    If you believe in this God enough, you never die.

Now we just need some commandments!

For instance:

• Should we "do unto others"? Or should we practice radical selfishness?

• What's our most important holiday?

• Is our new God cool enough to explain the meaning of life or is He/She/Them just going to leave us floundering with despair forever?

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Comment below to give us your ideas for commandments!

The Facebook comments with the most Likes will become the official laws of our new religion.

Sound off and happy believing!

 
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