The Wright Brothers Respond To Their Haters
If they'd listened, they'd never have invented the airplane.
On SCUBA Equipment
On Mechanical Tails
Orville: If God wanted us to have a tail, He would have given us tails!
Wilbur: But think of the accomplishments mankind could achieve if we had tails!
Orville: Like what?
Orville: Did you already sew a tail onto your clothes?
Wilbur: I didn't not do that.
On Airplanes, Again
On The Raw Food Diet
On Low-Cost Housing
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