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9 Gothamites Who Are Sick Of Batman's Shit

Dockworkers are the backbone of Gotham's shipping industry. But now they say they're under attack by a masked thug.

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1. Oscar Hernandez, 41

“If I work a night shift, I know at any point I could be unloading a ship then–BAM!–Batman punches me in the face then strings me upside-down from a light pole. I can’t work like that. Nobody can.”

2. Dan O’Malley, 33

“All Batman says is, ‘Where are the drugs? Where are the drugs?’ How should I know?"

“All Batman says is, ‘Where are the drugs? Where are the drugs?’ How should I know?"

3. Tony Sullivan, 24

"I’m sorry if it’s fear gas or tiny, explosive RC cars shaped like the Joker’s face but that’s not on us. That’s on management.”

"I’m sorry if it’s fear gas or tiny, explosive RC cars shaped like the Joker’s face but that’s not on us. That’s on management.”

4. Vincent LaTruglio, 22

"My kids think I’m not a man anymore.”

5. Charlie Todd Flanagan, 43

"So we went to enjoy a drink at the Iceberg Lounge. I’m in the club and what do I see? Batman throwing my guys over a railing, screaming ‘Where are the drugs?’ Jesus Christ, Batman, we’re just trying to have a good time!”

"So we went to enjoy a drink at the Iceberg Lounge. I’m in the club and what do I see? Batman throwing my guys over a railing, screaming ‘Where are the drugs?’ Jesus Christ, Batman, we’re just trying to have a good time!”

6. Roberto Ruiz, 19

"We're not bad people."

"We're not bad people."

7. Amit Ananth, 34

"On my first night, I heard a noise. I turned to look but saw nothing. When I turned back, a giant man in a black costume was mere inches from my face. He shouted at me, ‘Where are the drugs?’ I protested but he punched me in the face then strung me upside-down from a light pole.”

"On my first night, I heard a noise. I turned to look but saw nothing. When I turned back, a giant man in a black costume was mere inches from my face. He shouted at me, ‘Where are the drugs?’ I protested but he punched me in the face then strung me upside-down from a light pole.”

8. Rich Preston, 36

"I'll be on disability for months. And for what?"

"I'll be on disability for months. And for what?"

9. Martin Willis, 30

"Next time I hear Bane is hiring, I’m applying!”

"Next time I hear Bane is hiring, I’m applying!”

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