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50 Foods You Need To Eat Before You Die

Seriously, you need to eat food or you will die.

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50. Chocolate Covered Strawberry Cupcake from Magnolia Bakery

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If you're beginning a culinary journey, why not eat dessert first? These sweet treats are only available on Saturdays but they're worth waiting for.

49. Animal Style Fries from In-N-Out

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With your sweet tooth satisfied, board a plane for Los Angeles to sample these taters smothered with cheese, grilled onions, and In-N-Out’s secret spread.

48. Maker's Mark / Via Flickr: aloha75

While you’re flying to Los Angeles to try #49, enjoy your time in the sky with a classic whiskey. Suddenly, you hit major turbulence. “We can’t go down, we can’t go down…,” you think to yourself. But you can. And you do.

45. Water! God, Yes! Water!

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You survive the night and wander aimlessly, finding a river. The water smells of chemicals. But you have to drink or you will die.

43. A Single Cheerio You Found In Your Coat Pocket

You nibble on it to try and make it last but you can't stand it anymore and greedily shove the entire Cheerio into your mouth at once. All it does is make you more hungry.

41. A...Dog?

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As you wander you see a new friend. Or a new meal? Could you really eat a dog? You wonder, "Is it that much different from eating a cow?" You can feel death's shadow stalking you.

40. Foul-Smelling Water From A Dirty Pond

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You spot a small pool of fetid water. You don't want to…but you if you don't hydrate, you won't survive. You spoon a sip into your mouth. Your vision blurs.

13. Your Own Fingers

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You bite every one of them down to stumps but your two thumbs. You need thumbs. Thumbs are what separate you from the animals, isn't that right?

12. A Full Thanksgiving Dinner. Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, And Yams, Surrounded By Your Loving Family

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You wake up. It was a hallucination. Or was it a mirage? A dream? A nightmare?

1. A Nutrient-Rich IV Drip At A Dallas Hospital

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Dallas? How did you get here? Where are your legs? It'll be weeks before you're alert enough to hear the answers. For now, let your body drink.

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