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    16 Questions The Candidates SHOULD Be Asked At Their First Debate

    Who won: Drake or Meek Mill?

    The first GOP debate of 2016 is this Thursday.

    1. How many billions of dollars will you dedicate to finding out why asparagus makes your pee smell funny?

    2. Describe, step-by-step, how to type the shruggie.

    3. Is the friend zone a real thing? If so, how do you get out of it?

    4. Cats or dogs? You can only choose one.

    5. What’s more important: A balanced budget or a matte lipstick that won’t dry out your lips?

    6. Remember when an online contest sent Pitbull to Alaska? That was funny but Pitbull handled it pretty well, don’t you think?

    7. How breathlessly hyperbolic can you be in your praise for Ronald Reagan?

    8. Knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the Iraq War? State your answer in the form of My Chemical Romance lyrics.

    9. Please sing the entire jingle for the action board game, Crossfire.

    10. Do you think it’s time for Taylor and Katy to bury the hatchet and star in a movie together?

    11. If love is just a chemical reaction in your brain, how come it hurts so much sometimes?

    12. Which Harry Potter house do you belong in: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Puffleduff? Bonus points if you recognize that Puffleduff isn’t a real one.

    13. Name your favorite woman who is sharing the stage with you. JK, JK, there aren’t any.

    14. Comedians have been using this as a punchline forever. But, for real, why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?

    15. Smurfette. Do you think she has a boyfriend? If so, is he a Smurf? Is she attracted to Smurfs? Are you?

    16. For those Americans out there who haven't finished LOST, should they?

    What questions do YOU think have to be answered before voting for a presidential candidate?