1. Avoid socks and sandals.
2. Especially avoid socks and sandals while wearing velvet pants.
3. Full sentences belong on paper, not on T-shirts.
4. There's no need to bring out the big guns when it comes to eyelashes.
5. And unless you're carrying military supplies during the Vietnam War, don't wear cargo shorts.
6. Wearing a skort is like saying "I'm incapable of choosing between a skirt and shorts."
7. Combat boots don't belong at the beach. Tie-dye tank tops don't belong anywhere, ever.
8. There is such a thing as too much pink.
9. The same thing goes for too much denim.
10. We're very serious about the "too much denim" thing.
11. Unless you're an accountant from the 1930s, you can skip the visor.
12. There are very few situations where this many sequins are acceptable:
13. Don't wear a hat that could double as a party platter.
14. If you're going to work on the farm today, overalls are fine. If you're not, they're an overall bad idea.
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