Zac Efron Got Even HOTTER And I Have The Photographic Evidence To Prove It

    How did he get hotter? HOW?

    Some things in life are constant. Water is wet. The sky is blue. And Zac Efron is hot.

    The thing is, Zac has always been hot in a "oh, he used to be a Disney Channel star and he grew up" type of way. Everyone around the Thanksgiving table could agree upon it, even your sort-of-racist Aunt Karen and your Uncle Mike who never left the couch because he was too busy watching football.

    But what if I told you — and I didn't think it was scientifically possible — Zac Efron JUST GOT HOTTER. Would you believe me? Time for me to submit some evidence to you, the jury...

    Ladies and gentlegays, here is Beefy Zac Efron riding a horse somewhere on a hill. This Thanksgiving, I'm grateful for an even hotter Zac.

    There's a lot going on here. The extra facial hair. The way he is wistfully staring off into the distance, like We Are Your Friends is but a distant memory. The extra muscle. AMEN.

    Anyway, that's that on that. Thank you Zac, for continuing to be hot. Now pass the pecan pie!