I'm not going to waste your or my time with some funny quip, so let's cut to the chase: BEYONCÉ JUST ANNOUNCED SHE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS, AND PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT.
1. Like this person who realized she might need to change her name:
Pregnant - Beyonce Pregnant with twins - Beytwice
2. And then there was this excellent name recommendation:
Omg if Bey names her second child "Rhythm", she'll have given birth to R&B
3. Some are already expecting Beyoncé's children to save us all:
Into each generation a slayer is born. They alone will face the vampires, the demons, and Donald Trump.
4. Like, they're really excited for this dynamic duo:
The world is burning and Beyonce's response is: MAKE TWO MORE BEYONCES
5. And so, so grateful for Bey:
i'd like to think that the day after election day Beyoncé was like "jay we gotta do this"
6. Others were looking to less pressing matters, like her headlining Coachella set:
I already hate every person who recreates this photo at Coachella
7. Oh, and a "Telephone" performance with Lady Gaga at the Super Bowl this weekend? DEFINITELY NOT HAPPENING:
beyoncé literally got pregnant so she wouldn't have to perform telephone at the super bowl
8. Basically, Beyoncé only knows one way to make an announcement nowadays:
Damn she even had a surprise release on her babies too
9. Not to mention people joked that Kim and Kanye are SHOOK by the announcement:
Beyonce is having two more babies that North West and Saint will never be able to play with.
10. Then there was the fact that her iconic pregnancy photo was giving us Moana vibes:
11. Of course, political jokes were made:
"Beyonce is not having twins. Period."
12. Lots of them:
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
13. So, so many:
WE MUST NOT LET TRUMP AND BANNON DISTRACT US FROM WHAT’S GOING ON. RESIST. RESIST. THIS IS F*CKING SERIOUS. WAIT HOLD ON WHO IS HAVING TWINS
14. But this is the most incredibly savage (and true) of them all:
Sad that there are more black people in Beyoncé right now, than in Trumps entire cabinet team.
15. Jay Z's reaction was dreamt up:
BEY: Honey, I'm having-- JAY: I saw! I follow you on Insta. BEY: Let me finish. I'm having lawyers draw up papers for me to buy a planet.
16. Basically, no one does pregnancy like Queen Bey:
Me: I just don't know if NOW is the right time to bring a child into the world! Beyoncé: Ugh, move over, I'll bring… https://t.co/uo6IakSBqb
17. Bow down, bitches.
18. Beyoncé came THROUGH.
beyoncé invented pregnancy