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36 Witches Ron Weasley Should Have Ended Up With

Because who wouldn't want Weasley to be their King?

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36. Hermione Granger

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Pros: She's smart, beautiful, and brave. AND she has great teeth.

Cons: Do we all remember S.P.E.W.? Give it a rest, Hermione. Also, it just wasn't meant to be.

35. Bellatrix Lestrange

Pros: She's a bad girl ;)Cons: No, like, she's pure evil. She's a convicted mass murderer. Oh, and she tried to kill Ron's mom.
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Pros: She's a bad girl ;)

Cons: No, like, she's pure evil. She's a convicted mass murderer. Oh, and she tried to kill Ron's mom.

34. Dolores Umbridge

Pros: Um, she's really well dressed?Cons: She's a masochistic, power-hungry authority figure. She also has a weird affinity for all things pink.
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Pros: Um, she's really well dressed?

Cons: She's a masochistic, power-hungry authority figure. She also has a weird affinity for all things pink.

33. Bathilda Bagshot

Pros: Renowned magical historian? Can anyone say SEXY?Cons: Minus points for Lord Voldemort reanimating her corpse to contain his pet snake Nagini to kill Harry.
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Pros: Renowned magical historian? Can anyone say SEXY?

Cons: Minus points for Lord Voldemort reanimating her corpse to contain his pet snake Nagini to kill Harry.

32. Sybill Trelawney

Pros: She's kooky, but she's lovable.Cons: You know she hasn't showered since Armando Dippet was headmaster.
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Pros: She's kooky, but she's lovable.

Cons: You know she hasn't showered since Armando Dippet was headmaster.

31. Rita Skeeter

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Pros: She's an expert at handling a quill.

Cons: She'd probably use Ron to get to Harry.

30. Winky

Pros: Ron would never have to do any chores ever again.Cons: She's an elf — not even a witch — with a drinking problem.
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Pros: Ron would never have to do any chores ever again.

Cons: She's an elf — not even a witch — with a drinking problem.

29. Professor Pomona Sprout

Pros: She isn't afraid of getting her hands a little dirty.Cons: She's head of HUFFLEPUFF.
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Pros: She isn't afraid of getting her hands a little dirty.

Cons: She's head of HUFFLEPUFF.

28. Millicent Bulstrode

Pros: She has a pulse.Cons: Where do we begin? She's a Slytherin, a member of the Inquisitorial Squad, and Ron once described her as "ugly." Pass.
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Pros: She has a pulse.

Cons: Where do we begin? She's a Slytherin, a member of the Inquisitorial Squad, and Ron once described her as "ugly." Pass.

27. Mafalda Hopkirk

Pros: She works in the Ministry of Magic. Who doesn't love a woman of power?Cons: Hermione Polyjuiced into her once. AWKWARD.
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Pros: She works in the Ministry of Magic. Who doesn't love a woman of power?

Cons: Hermione Polyjuiced into her once. AWKWARD.

26. Narcissa Malfoy

Pros: HAHAHA could you imagine the look on Draco's face?Cons: The Malfoys and Weasleys don't exactly get along.
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Pros: HAHAHA could you imagine the look on Draco's face?

Cons: The Malfoys and Weasleys don't exactly get along.

25. Pansy Parkinson

Pros: She's a Slytherin. Sometimes, the heart wants what it shouldn't have.Cons: Ugh, she totally had a thing for Draco.
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Pros: She's a Slytherin. Sometimes, the heart wants what it shouldn't have.

Cons: Ugh, she totally had a thing for Draco.

24. Madam Pomfrey

Pros: She knows her way around a wizard's body.Cons: She's a little tightly wound for Ron.
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Pros: She knows her way around a wizard's body.

Cons: She's a little tightly wound for Ron.

23. Nymphadora Tonks

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Pros: She's a Metamorphmagus AND an Auror. That's hot.

Cons: She died in the Battle of Hogwarts.

22. Padma Patil

Pros: Ron and Padma do have history together.Cons: Unfortunately, that history is the Yule Ball, which was a complete and utter disaster.
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Pros: Ron and Padma do have history together.

Cons: Unfortunately, that history is the Yule Ball, which was a complete and utter disaster.

21. Madam Pince

Pros: She doesn't just let anyone into her restricted section.Cons: She's more "librarian" than "naughty librarian."
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Pros: She doesn't just let anyone into her restricted section.

Cons: She's more "librarian" than "naughty librarian."

20. Arabella Figg

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Pros: You know she's dying for some action after being cooped up with her cats for all these years.

Cons: She's a Squib.

19. Professor Grubbly-Plank

Pros: She's an expert at taming dangerous magical creatures.Cons: You cannot betray Hagrid.
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Pros: She's an expert at taming dangerous magical creatures.

Cons: You cannot betray Hagrid.

18. Katie Bell

Pros: Fellow Gryffindor, excellent Quidditch player.Cons: Horrible taste in jewelry.
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Pros: Fellow Gryffindor, excellent Quidditch player.

Cons: Horrible taste in jewelry.

17. Moaning Myrtle

Pros: She may be a ghost, but she's the horniest ghost in Hogwarts.Cons: She lives in a toilet.
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Pros: She may be a ghost, but she's the horniest ghost in Hogwarts.

Cons: She lives in a toilet.

16. Madame Maxime

Pros: Human in the streets, giantess in the sheets.Cons: Two words: HEIGHT. DIFFERENCE.
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Pros: Human in the streets, giantess in the sheets.

Cons: Two words: HEIGHT. DIFFERENCE.

15. Cho Chang

Pros: She likes to date Quidditch players.Cons: Does Ron really want Harry's sloppy seconds?
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Pros: She likes to date Quidditch players.

Cons: Does Ron really want Harry's sloppy seconds?

14. Romilda Vane

Pros: She's boy crazy.Cons: Remember that time she tried to feed Harry a love potion and ended up nearly killing Ron? She's easily the thirstiest girl at Hogwarts.
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Pros: She's boy crazy.

Cons: Remember that time she tried to feed Harry a love potion and ended up nearly killing Ron? She's easily the thirstiest girl at Hogwarts.

13. The Fat Lady

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Pros: She's big, beautiful, and has a sassy attitude.

Cons: She's really just a painting, not a witch.

12. Lavender Brown

Pros: OK, so it didn't work the first time. But maybe Won-Won should give her a second chance?Cons: She's more volatile than a Blast-Ended Skrewt.
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Pros: OK, so it didn't work the first time. But maybe Won-Won should give her a second chance?

Cons: She's more volatile than a Blast-Ended Skrewt.

11. Parvati Patil

Pros: Hotter than a phoenix, fellow Gryffindor.Cons: She's Lavender Brown's BFF.
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Pros: Hotter than a phoenix, fellow Gryffindor.

Cons: She's Lavender Brown's BFF.

10. Madam Hooch

Pros: She knows how to mount a broomstick.Cons: You know Ron would HATE that she's better at Quidditch than he is.
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Pros: She knows how to mount a broomstick.

Cons: You know Ron would HATE that she's better at Quidditch than he is.

9. Hannah Abbott

Pros: For a Hufflepuff, she's pretty hot.Cons: She's still a Hufflepuff.
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Pros: For a Hufflepuff, she's pretty hot.

Cons: She's still a Hufflepuff.

8. Fleur Delacour

Pros: She's a grade-A wizarding babe who Ron always had the hots for.Cons: Would you really expect Ron to steal Fleur from his brother Bill?
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Pros: She's a grade-A wizarding babe who Ron always had the hots for.

Cons: Would you really expect Ron to steal Fleur from his brother Bill?

7. Alicia Spinnet

Pros: Exceptional Quidditch player and member of Dumbledore's Army? Sounds like A-Spin is a total catch.Cons: She might be a little too fierce for Ron.
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Pros: Exceptional Quidditch player and member of Dumbledore's Army? Sounds like A-Spin is a total catch.

Cons: She might be a little too fierce for Ron.

6. Luna Lovegood

Pros: Her last name says it all.Cons: She ends up marrying Rolf Scamander, Newt's grandson. Ron isn't a home wrecker.
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Pros: Her last name says it all.

Cons: She ends up marrying Rolf Scamander, Newt's grandson. Ron isn't a home wrecker.

5. Madam Rosmerta

Pros: Pretty much every young wizard's fantasy is to be served gallons of Butterbeer by Rosmerta.Cons: There was that time she tried to kill Dumbledore when she was under the Imperius Curse.
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Pros: Pretty much every young wizard's fantasy is to be served gallons of Butterbeer by Rosmerta.

Cons: There was that time she tried to kill Dumbledore when she was under the Imperius Curse.

4. Gabrielle Delacour

Pros: If you can't land Fleur, what about her sister?Cons: She still might be a little young for Ron. She's also part Veela.
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Pros: If you can't land Fleur, what about her sister?

Cons: She still might be a little young for Ron. She's also part Veela.

3. Minerva McGonagall

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Pros: McGonagall? More like McBadass!

Cons: She's a bit...mature for Ron.

2. Angelina Johnson

Pros: Feminist, exceptional Chaser, Quidditch captain, fellow Gryffindor: AJ is the total package.Cons: Now she is Mrs. George Weasley.
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Pros: Feminist, exceptional Chaser, Quidditch captain, fellow Gryffindor: AJ is the total package.

Cons: Now she is Mrs. George Weasley.

1. The Candy Trolley Witch from the Hogwarts Express

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Pros: Um, is there anyone more perfect for Ron, the human garbage disposal? SHE SPECIALIZES IN MAGICAL JUNK FOOD.

Cons: None. Absolutely none.

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