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When Will You Really Get Married?

Are you destined to always be the bridesmaid, and never the bride?

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  1. Check off anything that applies to you. BE HONEST.

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    You would describe yourself as “single.”
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    You would describe yourself as “very single.”
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    You are currently not dating anyone.
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    You are currently not in a relationship.
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    You are currently not in a serious relationship.
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    You are not married and you have a wedding board on Pinterest.
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    You are not married and you have a wedding dress or outfit picked out.
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    You are not married and have a dream wedding venue picked out.
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    You are not married and have the names of your kids picked out.
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    You usually eat alone.
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    Luckily, it's easy to make a grilled cheese or PB&J for one.
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    You like to order food in.
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    Especially pizza.
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    You have ordered in pizza within the last week.
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    You have an ex that you still haven’t gotten over.
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    You have an ex that you still talk to, even though you know you shouldn’t.
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    Some of your friends are engaged.
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    Most of your friends are engaged.
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    Some of your friends are married.
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    Most of your friends are married.
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    Some of your friends have kids.
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    Most of your friends have kids.
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    You hate when your friends post photos on Facebook and Instagram of them and their S.O.
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    You hate when your friends post wedding photos on Facebook and Instagram of them and their S.O.
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    You hate when your friends post photos of their kids on Facebook and Instagram.
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    You still like and favorite these photos, but in a passive-aggressive way.
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    You frequently talk about how much you love being single.
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    Also, how you’re not ready for a relationship, and how much you love your independence.
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    But you don’t really believe yourself when you say these things.
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    You’ve felt your “biological clock” tick.
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    But really, you’ve told yourself, now is not the time.
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    You have a dating app like Tinder on your phone.
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    You have a profile on an online dating website.
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    But really, neither of those are working out too well for you.
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    You’ve had family members, friends, or co-workers offer to set you up with someone.
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    You’ve taken them up on that offer.
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    It didn’t go well.
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    You’re worried about how you are going to meet someone.
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    You’re also worried that you will have to settle.
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    Or that you will become a Crazy Cat Lady.
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    And will have to use the kids’ names you picked out to name your cats.
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    You’ve been told that you are too picky.
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    Deep down, you know that you are too picky.
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    People tell you that “you’ll find The One.”
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    Really, that just frustrates you more than it makes you feel better.
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    You enjoy eating Ben & Jerry’s by the pint.
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    You enjoy wearing sweatpants.
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    You enjoy watching “The Notebook.”
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    But most of all, you enjoy doing all three at once.
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    You’ve used a glass of wine to console you.
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    Or maybe it was the whole bottle.
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    You really relate to Taylor Swift.
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    You might spend more time with your Netflix account than you do with real people.
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    You’ve purchased clothes because you thought they would impress someone.
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    Really, you maintain a presentable appearance in hopes of landing The One.
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    You enjoy reading tabloid magazines.
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    Especially the articles about celebrity weddings.
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    And ESPECIALLY about a Kardashian wedding.
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    You live alone.
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    You live alone, and in a city.
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    Your mom asks you about your love life.
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    She also asks when you are going to find someone.
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    And when you’re going to get married.
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    And when you’re going to give her some grandkids.
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    You wish you had an answer for her, but you don't even have an answer for yourself.
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    That being said, you are pretty dateable, have good looks, and an even better personality.
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    So really, you’re worried about finding someone, but also not that worried, but yeah, actually you’re worried.
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    You know that it may take some time, but your one true soul mate is out there, waiting to be discovered.
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    That’s because you deserve your Happily Ever After, right?
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    RIGHT?!?!?!

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