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24 Secrets Catholics Won't Tell You

Seriously, WWJD?

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6. And along the way, you probably ate your fair share of grilled cheese, pizza, and fish on Fridays.

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ALL CHEESE EVERYTHING. And you're doing it because you're SUCH a good Catholic, right?

7. Your dream school was never Harvard or Princeton, but Notre Dame, Georgetown, or BC.

You need a higher power involved in your higher education.

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8. Mass on Holy Days of Obligation is actually a test on your ability to stay awake for nearly two hours.

God is truly testing your willpower.

9. Arriving to Mass late might be embarrassing, and you had to stand in the back, but you are always the first to leave.

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Which is crucial, because the church parking lot is CRAZY.

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15. And when you were a kid, you didn't exactly get the reason behind lighting one pink and three purple candles, but you DID get excited because it meant you were that much closer to Christmas.

It really is the best time of the year.

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18. Sunday School/CCD wasn’t just where you learned about the church and studied the Bible; it was also where fun went to die.

Hopefully, you at least got some killer snacks.

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20. You spent Palm Sunday Mass trying to find someone who can turn your palm into a cross.

Seriously, the only way you could make one of these was by the Grace of God.

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