This is Brian Williams. He's the anchor for NBC Nightly News.
But he isn't just an accomplished reporter. For anyone with a pair of eyes, it's also readily apparent that Brian, aka BDubs, is a stone-cold fox.
Ladies and gentlemen, Brian is the COMPLETE package. For one, his steely glaze has the power to melt your panties.
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. This one. Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
But he's not just a one-trick pony. His million-watt smile could light up Rockefeller Center.
Then there's the magic he can make with his mouth. His voice is like aural gold. Imagine him feeding you chocolate-covered strawberries and whispering the nightly news into your ear.
And you know you would KILL for him to season your bedroom antics with his salt-and-pepper hair.
ALSO INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT: Brian seems to be a dog guy.
And everyone knows handsome fella + cute puppies = ALL OUR HEARTS ARE MELTING.
And he isn't just a pretty face. A guy with the funnies always gets the honeys... and Brian knows how to bring the laughs.
SRSLY if you can make Jon Stewart crack up... you know you've got game.
Not to mention he is like, the cutest dad ever. Just look at how proud he was announcing his daughter Allison (yes, THAT Allison Williams) would be playing Peter Pan.
And when he showed up on 30 Rock he was low-key the best part of the show.
Like sorry, Tina Fey, but we just can't pull our eyes away from Brian.
He can 30 Rock our bodies, amiright ladies?!?!