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    19 Tweets That Are A Litttttle Too Real

    Why are these so true?

    1. On finding a parking space:

    I fucking Hate being cat fished by a parking space. Get so excited, go to pull in.. and there's a fiat 500 in there

    2. On being proactive:

    Working on my five year plan: 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. ? 5. And then they'll all be sorry.

    3. On drinking seltzer:

    La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room

    4. On medieval times, Part 1:

    plague doctors had no business looking that badass, walking around like a BDSM bird priest for no reason at all

    5. On medieval times, Part 2:

    can you imagine how hot we all would have seemed like 600 years ago

    6. On our favorite movies:

    me explaining to literally anyone that Miranda Priestly was NOT the villain in The Devil Wears Prada and it was act…

    7. On New Years Resolutions, Part 1:

    my new years resolution is to put my clothes back on the hangers and in my closet after trying them on. i know that…

    8. On New Years Resolutions, Part 2:

    I fucked up already, 2019 my year fasho

    9. On optical illusions:

    i thought this lady was fuckin staring at me for 5 minutes till i realized it was a magazine

    10. On caffeinated beverages:

    Coffee Gives Me Diarrhea But I Drink It Anyway

    11. On youth culture:

    y’all be born in Q4 of 1999 talking about the finesse remix making y’all miss the 90’s

    12. On staying in:

    me going out literally the next weekend after saying i’m not going out for a while

    13. On taking pictures:

    what I mean when I say “can u take a photo of me?”

    14. On social media:

    I’ve been spending more time on Instagram than Twitter lately because I like the “feel bad about myself” machine mo…

    15. On millennials:

    16. On our favorite TV shows:

    me: Black Mirror: it's cause you be on that phone

    17. On budgeting properly:

    Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

    18. On social progress:

    1998: the teens are calling everything gay 2008: the teens aren't sure they should be really calling things gay 201…

    19. And finally, on growing up:

    two biggest shocks of adult life: 1. everyone does cocaine 2. cheese is fucking expensive

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