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A Definitive Ranking Of The Crappy Things That Have Happened To Sansa Stark

Her bad luck is Sansa-tional.

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13. That time Cersei was her future mother-in-law and really turned on the crazy during the Battle of the Blackwater. #RedWineFunTimes

Sansa Suck Score: 4.5. Cersei is the craziest chick alive in Westeros, so when she's not sleeping with her brother, she's usually plotting someone's death.

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1. But worst of all, any day she doesn't get a fucking lemon cake.

Sansa Suck Score: 10. Life has given Sansa a ton of lemons. The least it can do is make a few of those into lemon cakes.